Phone Etiquette

Ring Ring. Ring Ring.

Jonah: “Hello?”
Caller: “Hi, is Kent there?”
Jonah: “Kent who?”
Caller: “Kent.”
Jonah: “What do you mean?”
Caller: “Is, ummm, Kent at home?”
Jonah: “I don’t know what you mean.”
Caller: “Hmmmm. Is Kent available?”
Jonah: “Just a second. Hey Mom, do we have a ‘Kent’ that lives her?"
Mom: “Nope Jonah. No Kent that lives here.”
Jonah: “Sorry. I asked my mom, we don’t have a Kent that lives here. Bye.”

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